{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Thursday, 23-Aug-12 11:03:30 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1840155","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dr. Acula\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;Now, my harpies--&quot; &quot;*huh-huh*, you have herpes?&quot;"}