{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Monday, 13-Jun-11 23:52:14 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/184265","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/250\" class=\"url\" title=\"&#x2605;\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">starshine<\/span><\/a><\/span> Really? If a pig walks into it, I instantly get cooked pork, it's perfect monster-repellant, and it's really cool-looking."}