{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Friday, 24-Aug-12 14:03:35 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1844882","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dr. Acula\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Cheesestrings are tasty enough - for processed cheese, anyway - but they seem to have an unholy power to give me the sh**s if I dare to eat more than one in a day. No other cheese does anything like that to me, so I'm rather worried as to what actually goes into those things. :\/"}