{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 24-Aug-12 21:41:12 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1846445","html":"This gay is going to be perfect.  The kind of gay of which I've dreamed since I was small.  Everypony will gather 'round, say I look lovely in my gown, but what they don't know is that I'm male after all~"}