{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am best poni (foxgopher)'s status on Saturday, 25-Aug-12 03:55:11 UTC","author_name":"I am best poni (foxgopher)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/foxgopher","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1847758","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/8198\" class=\"url\" title=\"Guiver\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">woona<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6761\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pony<\/span><\/a><\/span> I just found a razor on the kitchen counter, contemplated swiping it while I stared. Stop me."}