{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-12 03:48:32 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1858912","html":"I asked myself why I didn't have a Facebook. I then came up with an answer: I have no friends to talk to."}