{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-12 03:52:29 UTC","author_name":"Creamsicle Badlands (wafers)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/wafers","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1858928","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1805\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rainbowdash Network's Creepy Child\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derps<\/span><\/a><\/span> I asked myself why i didn't have facebook, i answered myself with &quot;oh yeah, it's retarded, that's why.&quot;"}