{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Tuesday, 28-Aug-12 05:21:18 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1859223","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"Rodolfo Andrade Breves\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, I'm pretty sure a swift blow to the groin will also incapacitate most people in real life as well. It's just not something you get so many reasons to do there."}