{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 29-Aug-12 09:52:18 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1864164","html":"Here's a riddle for you.  John McClane was walking down the street and he found $50. Instead of taking it, he went into town and stole a fish! What the hell?  Answer: John McClane is this cat1 <a href=\"http:\/\/ur1.ca\/a1xc1\" title=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/file\/thelastgherkin-20120829T095217-nlgn2mm.jpeg\" class=\"attachment thumbnail\" id=\"attachment-121335\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/ur1.ca\/a1xc1<\/a>"}