{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Caim (car)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-12 17:20:37 UTC","author_name":"Caim (car)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/car","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1868684","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"(&#x25E1;&#x203F;&#x25E1;&#x273F;)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> It doesn't matter, I'll punch you now because when I solve the riddle you'll just throw a fit and flip the switch anyway."}