{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"mr. no (punctuation)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-12 23:31:33 UTC","author_name":"mr. no (punctuation)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/punctuation","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1869646","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14159\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jonathan\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">tycho<\/span><\/a><\/span> I hate kids, I'm not even sure if I want some of my own. Re: Raise a child to make all your time, money and dreams wasted away to have an ungrateful human being nagging at you for not giving you a chocolate bar, and never thanks parents for y'know, everything, including having their mother's v*g split apart so their ungrateful murdock can go into this world."}