{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-12 13:12:47 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1871473","html":"oh hopy sh** fuchsia ruler, oh hopy sh** walkaround *head explodes* #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/homestuck\" rel=\"tag\">homestuck<\/a><\/span>"}