{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)'s status on Monday, 03-Sep-12 22:16:50 UTC","author_name":"Firestorm (firestormdangerdash)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/firestormdangerdash","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1885133","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4320\" class=\"url\" title=\"Katze Kattepus\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nerthos<\/span><\/a><\/span> But wearing a 2x chest size plate armor with gold styling on it looks oh so much cooler then a &quot;bulky leather&quot; vest... That stops bullets.."}