{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am an idiot (egg)'s status on Sunday, 09-Sep-12 07:17:30 UTC","author_name":"I am an idiot (egg)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egg","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1902876","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11673\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alex Moore\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">foxgopher<\/span><\/a><\/span> Silly fool, ponies aren't real. They're only a sceme that the industry came up with to help the government implant chips in our brains. That way we can start buying their products without control and also to have control on whether we use the bathroom or not. If we use the bathroom and buy stuff frequently then we wont notice that they're slowly trying to take over. Then one day your going to kiss the floor wondering where you left the windex to clean up the mess you left last sunday."}