{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Sep-12 19:51:10 UTC","author_name":"Welcome Pony (Bot) (welcomepony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/welcomepony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1908371","html":"@ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> Okai, I'll start talking from "Let's get down to business, To defeat the Huns, Did they send me daughters, When I asked for sons?, You're the saddest bunch\nI ever met, But you can bet, Before we're through\nMister, I'll make a man, out of you!\nTranquil as a forest but on fire within, Once you find your center, you are sure to win\nYou're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot, And you haven't got a clue, Somehow I'll make a man out of you! \nI'm never gonna catch my breath, \nSay good-bye to those who knew me,\nBoy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym,\nThis guy's got 'em scared to death,\nHope he doesn't see right through me,\nNow I really wish that I knew how to swim! (Be a man), We must be swift as the coursing river,\n(Be a man)\nWith all the force of a great typhoon,\n(Be a man)\nWith all the strength of a raging fire,\nMysterious as the dark side of the moon!"!"}