{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am an idiot (egg)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Sep-12 20:53:19 UTC","author_name":"I am an idiot (egg)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egg","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1908651","html":"Some lady came into my house. I said hi and she said she wanted to cut my hair in French. When did I learn French?"}