{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"CE\u0418U (cenu)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Sep-12 02:12:23 UTC","author_name":"CE\u0418U (cenu)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/cenu","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1909717","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10820\" class=\"url\" title=\"That wierd guy next door\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">renovatedkitchen<\/span><\/a><\/span> Either way, I still won't have to. I am so bitterly jealous of women... Why am I not valued for my beauty? I wish I could afford a gender reassignment operation."}