{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Thursday, 16-Jun-11 18:06:01 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/191627","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/51\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">1pony4all<\/span><\/a><\/span> My father used to tell me about how they would fill condoms with buttermilk and tie them to car door handles in the church parking lot."}