{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Friday, 14-Sep-12 14:59:16 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1917458","html":"A string walks into the bar and asks for a drink.  The barman says, "Sorry, we're discriminative against strings for some reason.  I won't serve you."  So the string goes outside and ties himself into a not and takes off his aglets so his ends fray, and he goes back into the bar and asks for another drink.  The barman says, "Aren't you that piece of string I just kicked out?"  And the string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot.""}