{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Saturday, 15-Sep-12 20:56:07 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1920370","html":"Also, you can choose both "I'm 18-22" and "my child is 12". Which is... just about possible, but still pretty unlikely."}