{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Saturday, 15-Sep-12 21:10:18 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1920421","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10039\" class=\"url\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">clarity<\/span><\/a><\/span> Relative to how long ago it was that people forgot what &quot;relative&quot; meant."}