{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"tekkdan's status on Sunday, 16-Sep-12 07:04:26 UTC","author_name":"tekkdan","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tekkdan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1922564","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1768\" class=\"url\" title=\"Lelouch I ****\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">snowcone<\/span><\/a><\/span> If that's the payment for being in Equestria, then you would probably be in a fanfic, which wouldn't be the real Equestria, which would mean that... nevermind, why would you wanna be turned into a cupcake? That sounds terrible, unless... I guess if you get turned into a magical cupcake, then I suppose that wouldn't be too bad, unless... Ok I'm gonna stop now."}