{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Monday, 17-Sep-12 01:49:01 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1924925","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"GIT OFF MY LAWN\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> I mean, I have nothing against javascript - it's really useful in its rightful place. But when your page doesn't even have any content unless it's on, you done goofed."}