{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gloom's Day (gloomsday)'s status on Friday, 17-Jun-11 16:41:55 UTC","author_name":"Gloom's Day (gloomsday)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/gloomsday","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/193347","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1612\" class=\"url\" title=\"Drew\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">drewdle<\/span><\/a><\/span> I don't make eggs often but I could announce every time I plan to cook something. See what happens. Then if I stop responding, people know to call 911."}