{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Sunday, 23-Sep-12 07:11:50 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1940521","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/13303\" class=\"url\" title=\"Alice Mambonian\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">lunacymambo<\/span><\/a><\/span> I'm pretty sure you can't lop someone's head off with a pen. (More power to you if you can, though.)"}