{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Sunday, 23-Sep-12 20:22:01 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1941557","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14758\" class=\"url\" title=\"EPICNESS THE PONY\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">citrusbit<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, really, this is the most absurd thing I have heard in ages and I have no clue how you &quot;be gay&quot; for someone, or what being asked to be that would even mean? You act like you're in a relationship with that person? Or what?"}