{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Bit Shift (bitshift)'s status on Sunday, 23-Sep-12 20:24:00 UTC","author_name":"Bit Shift (bitshift)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bitshift","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1941564","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/14758\" class=\"url\" title=\"EPICNESS THE PONY\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">citrusbit<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, it's pretty simple then. Just tell whoever's asking &quot;sorry, I'm straight, and my sexuality's not something I can change&quot;. (Or other words to that effect.)"}