{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)'s status on Monday, 24-Sep-12 09:14:39 UTC","author_name":"derpyshy \/ chem (shyderp)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/shyderp","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1943152","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6850\" class=\"url\" title=\"Minti\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">minti<\/span><\/a><\/span> @<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/6761\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">pony<\/span><\/a><\/span> It wasn't one of those police-tazer things, it was a small chewing-gum case with an electrified metal tip x.x"}