{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Pony (pony)'s status on Monday, 24-Sep-12 09:42:07 UTC","author_name":"Pony (pony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1943198","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/7517\" class=\"url\" title=\"Sindre\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">derpyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span>  own one that's a lazer pointer but it has a second button that shocks you. I always forget which is which xD  Also, I used to take apart used disposable cameras and use the flash's charger as a taser.  it would leave burns on me, but it was fun!"}