{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Someone Something (theidiotking)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Sep-12 12:19:04 UTC","author_name":"Someone Something (theidiotking)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theidiotking","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1947703","html":"Why was I born a potato? Why couldnt I be born as sod?!?! I have more jokes about sod then I do potatos!"}