{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Sep-12 17:36:26 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1948383","html":"My bike was just stolen. I was just leaving my class when I saw the SOB riding away on my bike. Had I a gun on hand, I would have killed him. I am not exaggerating."}