{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"mr. no (punctuation)'s status on Thursday, 27-Sep-12 03:59:27 UTC","author_name":"mr. no (punctuation)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/punctuation","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1952596","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/11114\" class=\"url\" title=\"Creamsicle Badlands\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">wafers<\/span><\/a><\/span> Be my sister, and you'll understand how to be horrible at cooking. She cannot boil water properly."}