{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)'s status on Thursday, 27-Sep-12 09:07:54 UTC","author_name":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/minti","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1953195","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9434\" class=\"url\" title=\"Jim Kuback\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">abigpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> She'd get fired and the crusaders would go on a racism crusade and uproot the predigestness that is KFC. Of course it'll be called something stupid like SPICEY COOKED CHICKEN or something to avoid actually calling out the brand."}