{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"mr. no (punctuation)'s status on Thursday, 27-Sep-12 19:12:42 UTC","author_name":"mr. no (punctuation)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/punctuation","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1954190","html":"Stabbed with a pencil, froze when walking to my friend's house in the morning, got hit in the Adam's apple with a soccer and was just about point blank and full power. Now I'll go die in pain I guess."}