{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Oct-12 12:57:02 UTC","author_name":"Toothpaste Pony! (minti)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/minti","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1967797","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1948\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cerulean Spark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ceruleanspark<\/span><\/a><\/span> PHP is horribly coded though. The main thing that drives me nuts is the functions though. They don't follow ANY sort of naming\/argument convention. You literally have to have a book in front of you while coding PHP because there's no way you'll ever successfully guess the functions you need and their arguments ..."}