{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"A Big Pony (bigpony)'s status on Friday, 05-Oct-12 02:25:30 UTC","author_name":"A Big Pony (bigpony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/bigpony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1976850","html":"6 months ago: "Canada has no cons. We need le cons in le Canada. US gets all le cons." Now:"We have to many cons in le Canada. Cancel le con. We'll go to le other con. Le US can suck on all our conventions.""}