{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Saturday, 06-Oct-12 19:12:30 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1980469","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/10428\" class=\"url\" title=\"Bit Shift\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bitshift<\/span><\/a><\/span> Yeah, and I have no idea, I always imagined being in an accident in one of those being about like dropping an egg in an empty coffee can and putting it in a paint shaker."}