{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"derps's status on Monday, 08-Oct-12 13:29:39 UTC","author_name":"derps","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derps","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/1984414","html":"Oh my god. I was looking through my first notices, and someone needs to go back in time with a shotgun and use the gun to beat me to death."}