{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"lol I died. (maui)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Oct-12 01:28:52 UTC","author_name":"lol I died. (maui)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/maui","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2008559","html":"Call a bowling alley and ask:\n"Do you have 16 lb. balls??"... When they answer "yes"... then say... "How in the heck do you walk?"}