{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Oct-12 10:01:26 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2009534","html":"The Jobcentre has sent me three letters this morning, like a clingy ex-boyfriend.  One of them says "We can't pay you any money for not having a job because you have a job".  Honey, you need some better excuses to write me."}