{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Oct-12 15:00:17 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2009836","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Malik Navigate To McDonough\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Which, historically, hasn't worked for me. Every time I grow a moustache, nobody has suddenly broken out and said, &quot;Oh my God, men get junk cancer!&quot; upon seeing it."}