{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Monday, 22-Oct-12 18:44:26 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2022081","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17934\" class=\"url\" title=\"Nicholas Alexander Tessier\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">nixter<\/span><\/a><\/span> I absolutely do not want to have to deal with getting chocolate out of my chest hair."}