{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Eris (neuraria)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Oct-12 10:32:53 UTC","author_name":"Eris (neuraria)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/neuraria","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2026890","html":"After countless experiments, all testing proves negative... no enhanced abilities, no physical mutations, no \/nothing\/! It seems you shall never be anything more than a mere monkey..."}