{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Fritz Rotwang (rotwang)'s status on Tuesday, 21-Jun-11 15:57:57 UTC","author_name":"Fritz Rotwang (rotwang)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rotwang","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/203106","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/186\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony Stark\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">ponystark<\/span><\/a><\/span> That'd make me a woodpecker, actually. Chickens are slow and easily distract- brb chicken feed"}