{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Pony (pony)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Nov-12 14:54:00 UTC","author_name":"Pony (pony)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/pony","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2062559","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"THE WIZARD\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> 'I'd start every conversation by sniffing my fingers then saying, &quot;My ***** smells funny today. How's yours?&quot; then offering my hand to shake.'"}