{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Caim (car)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Nov-12 21:37:49 UTC","author_name":"Caim (car)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/car","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2063525","html":"So I'm walking along the pier and there is a girl sitting on a bench with a sign; "Help a Punk get Drunk." I walk up to her and ask what her favorite punk band is and she says she's more into metal. So I ask what her favorite metal band is and she says Suicide Silence, Hatebreed, and Slayer. Sigh."}