{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Omni (omni)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-12 16:03:01 UTC","author_name":"Omni (omni)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/omni","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2080242","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/26947\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pony pony\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">juicyorange<\/span><\/a><\/span> Because the whole grammatical structure of it makes me want to strangle people in my sleep. That's why. Sorry."}