{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Monday, 12-Nov-12 22:06:39 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2081485","html":"Unbelievable! Fired for sleeping on the job. What's next? You can't breathe on the job either? What do they think I am, a robot? Do I look like a robot?\nAm I made of metal? Do I make robot noises\nand blink my robot lights? Do I eat nuts and bolts\nfor breakfast? No. I eat a breakfast burrito\nevery day. Name one robot that eats a breakfast burrito every day. You can't!\nAnd do you know why you can't? BECAUSE ROBOTS DON'T HAVE SOULS.\nNow, can someone pleeeaaaase tell me\nwhat I was talking about?"}