{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Wednesday, 14-Nov-12 14:19:13 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2086727","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/26981\" class=\"url\" title=\"Terrence Rasberry\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">caiusvermilion<\/span><\/a><\/span> Well, then you can just abduct your friends' mothers, and request the immediat retrieval of your hat along with $25000"}