{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"I am an idiot (egg)'s status on Thursday, 15-Nov-12 23:05:29 UTC","author_name":"I am an idiot (egg)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/egg","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/2092906","html":"They say if you go into your bathroom, close the lights, say Scootaloo 3 times. You turn into a chicken."}